walulgi:

phantomhivespookysass:

allieelly:

CRIES

SCREAMS

it ‘S A FUCKING SHAKESPEAREAN SONNET I CANNOT BELIEVE

(Source: sonnetstuck, via dorkontoast)

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

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saddeer:

i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

(via lolwutimadol)

People Who Deserved Better

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kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

(via batmanfan11)

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan:

noblerhombus:

camuizuuki:

brokeback-purgatory:

I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.

SOMEBODY

MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS

I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT

the best part is that he would fucking love it

PLEASE.

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER

HE COULD JUST BE HIMSELF

SO PISSED OFF ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT HE STARTS HUNTING THEM FOR REAL

Petition

(via thelordthisguy)

meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

(via kaibas-enormous-ballsack)

emillu:

Part 9 of HoB Remake

QTs omg. John is the best boy friend ever when Sherlock is a whiny baby. This one was fun to do. 

Part 8  Part 9  Part 10

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"shit wrong blog"

every tumblr user with a side blog (via thatspookyjohnkid)

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improbablenormality:

humourous-misadventures:

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

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how

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can you not 

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love

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this ridiculous

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amazing language?

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

this language is literally keysmashing

(via eryndan)

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

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starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

(via miaouler)

dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

(via satanssecretblog)

dorkycas:

Jared Padalecki: a summary in text posts (insp)

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