goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(via angrynerdyblogger)

bloodandlyrics:

Strudels don’t cry

bloodandlyrics:

Strudels don’t cry

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runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(Source: spectacularspectacular, via deaanandsammeh)

shadowsssss:

2014.5.9

Drawn in Photoshop

shadowsssss:

2014.5.9

Drawn in Photoshop

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fostby:

killyouranxiety:

"Great things are done by a series of small things brought together."

-Vincent Van Gogh

Tiny babs

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eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

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yaelstiel:

September 18th [4.01]

It’s him, Sam, it’s really him. 

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whatsupd0c:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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"Can I speak to the manager" haircut

(via drawsshits)

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(via writefoot)

thedarknessarising:

LOOK AT THIS NOSELESS GIF OF MARKIPLIER OMG LOLimage

(via princejakers)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via princejakers)

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

(via definitely-tsundere)